Best Pickup Lines

I'm an advocate for reducing waste. So why don't we skip the small talk, go back to my place, and get straight to wearing each other out?

Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.

You must be auxin because you're causing me to have rapid stem elongation.

You're like the perfect shopping deal—too good to pass up and definitely worth bragging about.

I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. Give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

I'm an expert in oral presentations. I'd love to give you a private demonstration sometime.

Are you a system update? Because I'd like to do you overnight while we're both plugged in.

I'm trying to be more eco-friendly, so I think we should shower together. You know, for the planet.

I'm not a professional photographer, but I can definitely see us developing.

You must be a compound of barium and beryllium because you're a total BaBe.

If our lives were a movie, meeting you would be the part where the black-and-white world turns to color.

I just did my taxes and I'm supposed to declare all my dependents. Can I list you?

If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction.

Are you a typo? Because you’re everything I’ve been looking for, plus a little extra.

I'm great with numbers. I can show you if you give me yours and let me add you to my bed, subtract your clothes, and multiply.

You're the only girl I love now, but in ten years, I'll love another girl. She'll call you 'Mom.'

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got 'I'm going to cost you' written all over you, and I'm willing to pay the price.

Are you a campfire? Because I want to get you hot and put my stick in you.

Are you a haunted house? Because I'm going to scream when I'm inside you.

My favorite kind of exercise is a mix of cardio and squats. Coincidentally, my bed is the perfect gym.