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I'm no Shakespeare, but you're inspiring me to write a sonnet.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: my jaw.
My love for you is like dividing by zero... it cannot be defined.
Are you a haunted house? Because I'm going to scream when I'm inside you.
Are you a campfire? Because I want to get you hot and put my stick in you.
Were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a cock!
My bedroom has a strict 'no pants' policy. I can give you a private tour if you'd like.
My favorite kind of exercise is a mix of cardio and squats. Coincidentally, my bed is the perfect gym.
Do you play soccer? Because you're a keeper.
I'm trying to be more responsible, so I have to admit something: I'm fully responsible for the awkward silence that's about to happen after I say hi.
Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type.
You must be made of cheese. Because you're looking Gouda tonight.
They say nothing lasts forever. So, will you be my nothing?
Are you Australian? Because when I look at you, I feel like I'm down under.
Baby, I'm not weather man, but you can expect a few inches tonight!
I don't need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.
Are you a bowl of spaghetti? Because I'm completely tangled up in you.
My favorite kind of math is division. Let's go to my place, subtract our clothes, and divide your legs.
My favorite subject in school was chemistry, but I'd rather study your anatomy.
If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass instruction on how to make someone's heart stop.