Best Pickup Lines

Are you a plumber? You've got all my pipes in a twist.

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for.

Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.

Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I'm feeling a really strong connection.

I'm not a carpenter, but I can give you the wood you've been looking for all day.

Are you a parking space? Because I've been circling for what feels like forever to find someone like you.

You must be a campfire, because you're making me feel all warm and fuzzy, and I want s'more of you.

Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.

Damn girl I must be looking for buried treasure, cause I am diggin' your chest.

Are you a sea lion? Because I can sea you lion in my bed tonight.

Are you a thesaurus? Because you add excitement, joy, and wonder to my life.

I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.

Is your name Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get.

Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.

Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.

I'm not sure what's brighter, the stars outside or your smile.

I was having a pretty average day, but then you walked in and suddenly it's a highlight reel.

You're so sweet, you could put Hershey's out of business.

My beaver is bored and wants to play, do you have any wood for my beaver today?

If you were a fruit, you'd be a fine-apple.