Best Pickup Lines

You're hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

Are you a conspiracy theory? Because I'm starting to believe in you even though my friends think I'm crazy.

I'm not an artist, but I'm definitely drawn to you.

I'm no weather forecaster, but you can expect a solid 6-8 inches tonight.

Did you get those pants on sale? Because at my house they would be 100% off!

Are you a good investment? Because I'd like to see you compound my interest nightly.

Are you a pop-up ad? Because you're annoyingly good at capturing my full attention.

Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest, and I'm ready to commit.

Are you a time traveler? Because I can't see my future without you in it.

You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.

I wish I were adenine so I could get paired with U.

Are you a puzzle? Because I feel like all my pieces just fell into place the moment I saw you.

Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?

My favorite thing to do is homework. And by that, I mean I'd like to do you on my work desk at home.

I think my phone's GPS is broken. It keeps telling me I'm here, but I'm clearly lost in your vibe.

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock!

Are you a vintage wine? Because you're getting finer and more interesting the longer I look at you.

Let's play Titanic. You be the ocean, and I'll go down on you.

Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

Are you a Black Friday sale? Because I'd line up for hours just to get a chance with you.