Best Pickup Lines

My bedroom has a strict 'no pants' policy. I can give you a private tour if you'd like.

Are you a haunted house? Because I'm going to scream when I'm inside you.

Are you a campfire? Because I want to get you hot and put my stick in you.

I'm no Shakespeare, but you're inspiring me to write a sonnet.

Are you a well-written essay? Because you've got a great introduction, a compelling body, and I'm dying to get to your conclusion.

My favorite kind of exercise is a mix of cardio and squats. Coincidentally, my bed is the perfect gym.

Do you play soccer? Because you're a keeper.

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te!

My love for you is like dividing by zero... it cannot be defined.

I don't need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.

Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type.

I'm trying to be more responsible, so I have to admit something: I'm fully responsible for the awkward silence that's about to happen after I say hi.

Baby, I'm not weather man, but you can expect a few inches tonight!

You must be made of cheese. Because you're looking Gouda tonight.

They say nothing lasts forever. So, will you be my nothing?

Are you Australian? Because when I look at you, I feel like I'm down under.

We're not socks, but I think we'd make a great pair.

Are you a bowl of spaghetti? Because I'm completely tangled up in you.

Let's play a game of 'what's for dinner'. Spoiler alert: it's you.

If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass instruction on how to make someone's heart stop.