Best Pickup Lines

Do you work at a construction site? Because you're building a strong case for us to go out.

Are you made of pixels? Because you're the clearest picture of perfection I've ever seen.

Are you a geologist? Because you make my world rock.

I think my day was missing a highlight. And then I saw you.

I just lost my favorite teddy bear. Can I sleep with you instead?

Are you a piece of bread? Because I want to toast to us.

I'm not a farmer, but you're growing on me like a weed in a perfectly manicured lawn.

If you were a potato, you'd be a sweet one. And I'm suddenly in the mood for a snack.

Are you a dictionary? Because you give a whole new meaning to the word 'stunning'.

I'm not a professional chef, but I can tell you're made of all the right ingredients.

Did we go to school together? I swear we had chemistry, and I'm ready to be your lab partner.

You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day.

Are you a calendar? Because you've got 'date' written all over you.

Was your father a thief? Because someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Are you a Post-it note? Because I'm completely stuck on you.

Are you a block of cheese? Because you're looking extra sharp tonight.

Are you a phone charger? Because I'm dying without you.

Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.

If you were a font, you'd be my favorite typeface.

If you were a piece of homework, you'd be the extra credit I'd actually want to do.