Best Pickup Lines

I'm not a hoarder, but I really want to keep you forever.

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

You are the Sun to my Moon, the Yin to my Yang, there's no one else that I'd rather bang.

Are you my laundry? Because I want to get you wet and do you in my basement.

Are you President's Day? Because you deserve a three-day weekend dedicated entirely to appreciating you.

If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one.

My phone's battery is dying, but talking to you is giving me a second charge.

Are you today's date? Because you're 11/10.

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.

Are you a compass? Because you just pointed my heart in a whole new direction.

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down... and so are you.

Are you a strawberry? Because you are berry cute and I want to pick you.

Is that a shovel in your pocket, or are you just digging me?

I was going to tell you a joke about my cock, but it's too long.

Are you a parking ticket? Because you have 'I'll deal with you later' written all over you.

Are you a charger? Because I'm at 1%, and you're the only thing that can save my night.

Do you come here often? Because I'm about to come here right now.

Are you a plumber? You've got all my pipes in a twist.

Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.

Do you have a library card? Because I'm checking you out, and I'm not planning on returning you on time.