Best Pickup Lines

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

I'm not a hoarder, but I really want to keep you forever.

You are the Sun to my Moon, the Yin to my Yang, there's no one else that I'd rather bang.

Are you my laundry? Because I want to get you wet and do you in my basement.

Are you President's Day? Because you deserve a three-day weekend dedicated entirely to appreciating you.

My phone's battery is dying, but talking to you is giving me a second charge.

Are you today's date? Because you're 11/10.

Are you a compass? Because you just pointed my heart in a whole new direction.

If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one.

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.

Do you come here often? Because I'm about to come here right now.

I was going to tell you a joke about my cock, but it's too long.

Are you a parking ticket? Because you have 'I'll deal with you later' written all over you.

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down... and so are you.

Is that a shovel in your pocket, or are you just digging me?

Are you a charger? Because I'm at 1%, and you're the only thing that can save my night.

Are you a strawberry? Because you are berry cute and I want to pick you.

You're like a good meme: you made me stop scrolling and smile.

Are you a plumber? You've got all my pipes in a twist.

You must be a browser cookie, because I can't seem to delete you from my thoughts.