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Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
Let's play Titanic. You be the ocean, and I'll go down on you.
Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
You must be a compound of barium and beryllium because you're a total BaBe.
You must be auxin because you're causing me to have rapid stem elongation.
I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. Give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
You must be a campfire, because you're smoking hot and I'm ready to get burned.
You're the only girl I love now, but in ten years, I'll love another girl. She'll call you 'Mom.'
If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction.
Hey, do you like pudding? Well how about pudding this dick in your mouth?
Were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a cock!
Do you play soccer? Because you're a keeper.
My love for you is like dividing by zero... it cannot be defined.
Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te!
I don't need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.
Are you Australian? Because when I look at you, I feel like I'm down under.
Baby, I'm not weather man, but you can expect a few inches tonight!
Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type.
They say nothing lasts forever. So, will you be my nothing?