Best Pickup Lines

I'm not a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.

We're not socks, but I think we'd make a great pair.

You must be jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.

You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.

Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.

Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future.

I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you.

Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my heart doing push-ups.

I was blinded by your beauty; I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

Are you a gardener? You've got my soil feeling all kinds of fertile.

Is your name clay? Because you're absolutely moldable in all the right ways.

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day.

I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away.

Are you a loan? Because you have my interest.

I'm no photographer, but I can definitely picture us together.

I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together.

Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam.

You must be the square root of 2 because I feel irrational around you.

Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns!