Best Pickup Lines

I was blinded by your beauty; I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

Is your name clay? Because you're absolutely moldable in all the right ways.

Let's play carpenter. First we'll get hammered, and then I'll nail you.

I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away.

Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day.

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

Do you have any overdue library books? Because you've got 'fine' written all over you.

I'm no photographer, but I can definitely picture us together.

Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam.

I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together.

You must be the square root of 2 because I feel irrational around you.

Are you a loan? Because you have my interest.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.

Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns!

You must be a farmer, because you're making my crops rise.

Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.

Are you a light bulb? Because you brighten up my day.

Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.