Best Pickup Lines

Are you made of grapes? Because you are fine as wine.

Are you a ghost? Because you've been haunting my thoughts in the most beautiful way.

I know I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

I was so enchanted by your beauty, I ran into that wall over there. So I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

If you were a library book, I'd check you out.

Is your dad a boxer? Because you're a knockout!

You are the Sun to my Moon, the Yin to my Yang, there's no one else that I'd rather bang.

I'm not a hoarder, but I really want to keep you forever.

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.

My phone's battery is dying, but talking to you is giving me a second charge.

If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one.

I was going to tell you a joke about my cock, but it's too long.

Do you come here often? Because I'm about to come here right now.

Is that a shovel in your pocket, or are you just digging me?

Are you a strawberry? Because you are berry cute and I want to pick you.

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down... and so are you.

Are you a parking ticket? Because you have 'I'll deal with you later' written all over you.

Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.

Are you a plumber? You've got all my pipes in a twist.