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Are you a haunted house? Because I'm going to scream when I'm inside you.
Are you a campfire? Because I want to get you hot and put my stick in you.
I'm no Shakespeare, but you're inspiring me to write a sonnet.
Do you play soccer? Because you're a keeper.
I don't need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.
You must be made of cheese. Because you're looking Gouda tonight.
Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type.
Are you Australian? Because when I look at you, I feel like I'm down under.
They say nothing lasts forever. So, will you be my nothing?
Baby, I'm not weather man, but you can expect a few inches tonight!
Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.
My favorite subject in school was chemistry, but I'd rather study your anatomy.
You must be jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.
We're not socks, but I think we'd make a great pair.
I'm not a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
Are you a gardener? You've got my soil feeling all kinds of fertile.
Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my heart doing push-ups.
I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you.
Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future.