Best Pickup Lines

Do you have a library card? Because I'm checking you out, and I'm not planning on returning you on time.

Are you a bank? Because you've got my interest and I'm ready to make a long-term deposit.

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for.

Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.

Damn girl I must be looking for buried treasure, cause I am diggin' your chest.

Are you a parking space? Because I've been circling for what feels like forever to find someone like you.

Are you a sea lion? Because I can sea you lion in my bed tonight.

Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I'm feeling a really strong connection.

Are you a thesaurus? Because you add excitement, joy, and wonder to my life.

Is your name Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get.

I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.

Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.

Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.

You're so sweet, you could put Hershey's out of business.

If you were a fruit, you'd be a fine-apple.

My beaver is bored and wants to play, do you have any wood for my beaver today?

Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it.

Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you're acute-y.

Can I follow you? Because my mom told me to follow my dreams.

Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.