Best Pickup Lines

You must be jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.

I'm not a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.

Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.

You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.

My favorite kind of math is division. Let's go to my place, subtract our clothes, and divide your legs.

My favorite subject in school was chemistry, but I'd rather study your anatomy.

Are you my browser history? Because I'm a little embarrassed by you, but I also can't look away.

I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you.

Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my heart doing push-ups.

Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future.

I was blinded by your beauty; I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

Are you a gardener? You've got my soil feeling all kinds of fertile.

That outfit is amazing. I'd love to help you get it off after a long day.

I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away.

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day.

Let's play carpenter. First we'll get hammered, and then I'll nail you.

Is your name clay? Because you're absolutely moldable in all the right ways.

Are you a loan? Because you have my interest.

You must be the square root of 2 because I feel irrational around you.