Best Pickup Lines

Let's play a game of 'what's for dinner'. Spoiler alert: it's you.

You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.

You must be jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.

I'm not a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.

We're not socks, but I think we'd make a great pair.

Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.

Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future.

Are you my browser history? Because I'm a little embarrassed by you, but I also can't look away.

That outfit is amazing. I'd love to help you get it off after a long day.

Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my heart doing push-ups.

I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you.

Are you a gardener? You've got my soil feeling all kinds of fertile.

I was blinded by your beauty; I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away.

Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day.

Let's play carpenter. First we'll get hammered, and then I'll nail you.

Is your name clay? Because you're absolutely moldable in all the right ways.

You must be the square root of 2 because I feel irrational around you.

Do you have any overdue library books? Because you've got 'fine' written all over you.