Best Pickup Lines

Let's play a game of 'what's for dinner'. Spoiler alert: it's you.

You must be jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.

Are you a bowl of spaghetti? Because I'm completely tangled up in you.

If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass instruction on how to make someone's heart stop.

You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.

I'm not a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.

I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you.

Are you my browser history? Because I'm a little embarrassed by you, but I also can't look away.

I was blinded by your beauty; I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future.

That outfit is amazing. I'd love to help you get it off after a long day.

Are you a gardener? You've got my soil feeling all kinds of fertile.

Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my heart doing push-ups.

Let's play carpenter. First we'll get hammered, and then I'll nail you.

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

Is your name clay? Because you're absolutely moldable in all the right ways.

Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day.

I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away.

You must be the square root of 2 because I feel irrational around you.

Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam.