Best Pickup Lines

I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together.

Are you from space? Because your beauty is out of this world, and I'm an astronot-gonna-lie.

I'm no photographer, but I can definitely picture us together.

Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam.

Are you a loan? Because you have my interest.

My doctor told me I'm running low on Vitamin D. Could you help me with my deficiency?

Is your daddy a Baker? Because you've got a nice set of buns!

You must be a farmer, because you're making my crops rise.

Is your name Winter? Because you'll be coming soon.

I'm not a scientist, but I think we're about to have a reaction that's more than just chemistry.

Are you a soufflé? Because you've got my heart rising.

Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.

Are you a light bulb? Because you brighten up my day.

Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.

Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

Are you a drum set? Because I want to bang you all night long.

I know I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

I was so enchanted by your beauty, I ran into that wall over there. So I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.