Best Pickup Lines

I was so enchanted by your beauty, I ran into that wall over there. So I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

Are you made of grapes? Because you are fine as wine.

Are you a drum set? Because I want to bang you all night long.

If you were a library book, I'd check you out.

I know I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

You are the Sun to my Moon, the Yin to my Yang, there's no one else that I'd rather bang.

I'm not a hoarder, but I really want to keep you forever.

Are you my laundry? Because I want to get you wet and do you in my basement.

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

My phone's battery is dying, but talking to you is giving me a second charge.

Are you today's date? Because you're 11/10.

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.

If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one.

Are you a compass? Because you just pointed my heart in a whole new direction.

Are you a strawberry? Because you are berry cute and I want to pick you.

Is that a shovel in your pocket, or are you just digging me?

I was going to tell you a joke about my cock, but it's too long.

Do you come here often? Because I'm about to come here right now.

Are you a charger? Because I'm at 1%, and you're the only thing that can save my night.

Are you a parking ticket? Because you have 'I'll deal with you later' written all over you.