Best Pickup Lines

Are you a haunted house? Because I'm going to scream when I'm inside you.

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te!

I'm no Shakespeare, but you're inspiring me to write a sonnet.

My love for you is like dividing by zero... it cannot be defined.

Baby, I'm not weather man, but you can expect a few inches tonight!

They say nothing lasts forever. So, will you be my nothing?

Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type.

I don't need a spoonful of sugar to swallow you.

Are you Australian? Because when I look at you, I feel like I'm down under.

I'm trying to be more responsible, so I have to admit something: I'm fully responsible for the awkward silence that's about to happen after I say hi.

You must be made of cheese. Because you're looking Gouda tonight.

If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass instruction on how to make someone's heart stop.

We're not socks, but I think we'd make a great pair.

Let's play a game of 'what's for dinner'. Spoiler alert: it's you.

My favorite subject in school was chemistry, but I'd rather study your anatomy.

You must be jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.

You look like a hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.

I'm not a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.

My favorite kind of math is division. Let's go to my place, subtract our clothes, and divide your legs.

Are you a bowl of spaghetti? Because I'm completely tangled up in you.