Best Pickup Lines

I'm not a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.

Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future.

I was blinded by your beauty; I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

That outfit is amazing. I'd love to help you get it off after a long day.

Are you my browser history? Because I'm a little embarrassed by you, but I also can't look away.

Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my heart doing push-ups.

I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for you.

Are you a gardener? You've got my soil feeling all kinds of fertile.

Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.

I hope you know CPR, because you just took my breath away.

Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day.

Is your name clay? Because you're absolutely moldable in all the right ways.

Let's play carpenter. First we'll get hammered, and then I'll nail you.

Are you a beaver? Because daaaaam.

Do you have any overdue library books? Because you've got 'fine' written all over you.

You must be the square root of 2 because I feel irrational around you.

I'm no photographer, but I can definitely picture us together.

I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together.

Are you from space? Because your beauty is out of this world, and I'm an astronot-gonna-lie.

Are you a loan? Because you have my interest.