Best Pickup Lines

Are you a charger? Because I'm at 1%, and you're the only thing that can save my night.

You must be a browser cookie, because I can't seem to delete you from my thoughts.

Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.

Are you a bank? Because you've got my interest and I'm ready to make a long-term deposit.

Are you a plumber? You've got all my pipes in a twist.

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for.

Do you have a library card? Because I'm checking you out, and I'm not planning on returning you on time.

You're like a good meme: you made me stop scrolling and smile.

Do you have a name, or can I call you 'my next favorite notification'?

Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I'm feeling a really strong connection.

Damn girl I must be looking for buried treasure, cause I am diggin' your chest.

Are you a parking space? Because I've been circling for what feels like forever to find someone like you.

You must be a campfire, because you're making me feel all warm and fuzzy, and I want s'more of you.

I'm not a carpenter, but I can give you the wood you've been looking for all day.

Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.

Are you a sea lion? Because I can sea you lion in my bed tonight.

Are you a thesaurus? Because you add excitement, joy, and wonder to my life.

Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.

Is your name Adobe? Because you're making my heart Photoshop itself closer to you.

I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.