Best Pickup Lines

Is your name Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get.

Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.

I'm not sure what's brighter, the stars outside or your smile.

Are you a broom? Because you've just swept me off my feet.

You're so sweet, you could put Hershey's out of business.

I was having a pretty average day, but then you walked in and suddenly it's a highlight reel.

I think my phone is broken. It's supposed to have your number in it, but it's clearly missing.

Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it.

If you were a fruit, you'd be a fine-apple.

My beaver is bored and wants to play, do you have any wood for my beaver today?

My shoelaces must be untied, because I'm tripping over my own feet trying to get to you.

Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you're acute-y.

Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

I'm not a professional gardener, but I'd love to plant a seed of conversation and see what grows between us.

Can I follow you? Because my mom told me to follow my dreams.

Is your body a construction site? Because I'm ready to get down and dirty.

Are you a stop sign? Because I can't move when I see you.

Life without you is like a broken pencil... pointless.

Are you a cat? Because you're purr-fect.

I'm not a photographer, but I can already picture our first date. It's pixel perfect.