Best Pickup Lines

I'm not saying you're a 10, but on a scale of 1 to 'worth the awkward introduction,' you're off the charts.

I'm not a financial advisor, but I highly recommend you invest in a drink with me. The returns will be legendary.

My therapist told me to find someone who makes me feel alive. Can I list you as a medical expense?

My friends bet me I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most interesting person in the room. Want to help me win?

On a scale of 1 to America, you're a 'hell yeah'.

I've always been a realist, but seeing you makes me believe in a little bit of magic.

I'm a terrible driver, but I'd make an exception to drive you crazy.

If you were a song, you'd be the one I put on repeat and never get tired of.

Are you a software license agreement? Because I'm not reading all that, I'm just going to agree and hope for the best.

Are you made of dark matter? Because you're mysterious, attractive, and I can feel your pull from across the room.

I don't need a map to find my way to you, but I might need directions to leave because I'm definitely getting lost in this moment.

I'm not drunk, but I am intoxicated by the possibility of what happens if I get your number.

I'm not a mind reader, but I have a strong feeling we'd have a great conversation. Am I right?

I'm not saying I'm a superhero, but I'd definitely save you from a boring night.

You look like you need someone to tell you that you're stunning. Lucky for you, I'm excellent at stating the obvious.

If you were a Black Friday deal, you'd be that one item worth camping out for at 3 AM.

I'm collecting data on the best smiles in the room. So far, you're winning by a landslide.

I'm not a bartender, but I can tell you're a perfect mix of everything I'm looking for.

This Thanksgiving, I'm thankful I walked into this room at the exact moment you were standing here.

They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.