Best Pickup Lines

You must be a farmer, because you're making my crops rise.

Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.

Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life.

Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.

Are you a light bulb? Because you brighten up my day.

Are you made of grapes? Because you are fine as wine.

Is your dad a boxer? Because you're a knockout!

If you were a library book, I'd check you out.

I was so enchanted by your beauty, I ran into that wall over there. So I'm going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.

I know I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

You are the Sun to my Moon, the Yin to my Yang, there's no one else that I'd rather bang.

I'm not a hoarder, but I really want to keep you forever.

If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one.

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.

Is that a shovel in your pocket, or are you just digging me?

I was going to tell you a joke about my cock, but it's too long.

Do you come here often? Because I'm about to come here right now.