Best Pickup Lines

Let's play a game. If I win, you take me on a date. If you win, I take you home.

I'm pretty sure my phone is broken. It's missing your number.

Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

My favorite word is 'menu,' because it has 'me 'n' u' in it. And I'm starving.

Did you get those pants on sale? Because at my house they would be 100% off!

You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.

Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest, and I'm ready to commit.

Are you a conspiracy theory? Because I'm starting to believe in you even though my friends think I'm crazy.

I'm no weather forecaster, but you can expect a solid 6-8 inches tonight.

You're hotter than the bottom of my laptop.

I wish I were adenine so I could get paired with U.

I'm not an artist, but I'm definitely drawn to you.

Are you a time traveler? Because I can't see my future without you in it.

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock!

I think my phone's GPS is broken. It keeps telling me I'm here, but I'm clearly lost in your vibe.

My favorite thing to do is homework. And by that, I mean I'd like to do you on my work desk at home.

Let's play Titanic. You be the ocean, and I'll go down on you.

Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?

Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

Are you a bookmark? Because you've saved my spot in this crowded room.