Best Pickup Lines

Is your name Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get.

Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for.

Are you a plumber? You've got all my pipes in a twist.

Damn girl I must be looking for buried treasure, cause I am diggin' your chest.

Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I'm feeling a really strong connection.

Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.

I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Mine was just stolen.

Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.

Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.

You're so sweet, you could put Hershey's out of business.

My beaver is bored and wants to play, do you have any wood for my beaver today?

Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you're acute-y.

If you were a fruit, you'd be a fine-apple.

Is your body from McDonald's? Because I'm lovin' it.

Can I follow you? Because my mom told me to follow my dreams.

Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.

Are you a stop sign? Because I can't move when I see you.

Life without you is like a broken pencil... pointless.

Is your body a construction site? Because I'm ready to get down and dirty.