Best Pickup Lines

I'm a terrible driver, but I'd make an exception to drive you crazy.

If you were a song, you'd be the one I put on repeat and never get tired of.

Are you a software license agreement? Because I'm not reading all that, I'm just going to agree and hope for the best.

Are you made of dark matter? Because you're mysterious, attractive, and I can feel your pull from across the room.

I just did a risk assessment, and the biggest risk is not coming over to talk to you.

I don't need a map to find my way to you, but I might need directions to leave because I'm definitely getting lost in this moment.

I'm not drunk, but I am intoxicated by the possibility of what happens if I get your number.

I'm not a mind reader, but I have a strong feeling we'd have a great conversation. Am I right?

I'm not saying I'm a superhero, but I'd definitely save you from a boring night.

Some people say love is a game, but with you, it feels like I've finally found the rules worth playing by.

I'm not usually one for fate, but the way our paths just crossed feels like more than a coincidence.

My to-do list for today just had one item: 'find a reason to smile.' Mission accomplished.

You look like you need someone to tell you that you're stunning. Lucky for you, I'm excellent at stating the obvious.

If you were a Black Friday deal, you'd be that one item worth camping out for at 3 AM.

I'm collecting data on the best smiles in the room. So far, you're winning by a landslide.

I'm not a bartender, but I can tell you're a perfect mix of everything I'm looking for.

I just saw you and completely forgot what I was doing. So, I guess my new plan is talking to you.

I've read poems and heard songs about beauty, but they all feel like understatements now.

On a scale of one to ten, you're a certified ten. My social skills, however, are a solid three. So, can you help me out?

This Thanksgiving, I'm thankful I walked into this room at the exact moment you were standing here.