Best Pickup Lines

Are you a credit score? Because you're a perfect 10 and I'm looking for a long-term investment.

Are you a perfect Spotify playlist? Because you're exactly what I was looking for.

I'm no mathematician, but I'm pretty good with numbers. Give me yours and watch what I can do with it.

Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.

You must be auxin because you're causing me to have rapid stem elongation.

You must be a compound of barium and beryllium because you're a total BaBe.

You must be a campfire, because you're smoking hot and I'm ready to get burned.

Are you a system update? Because I'd like to do you overnight while we're both plugged in.

I'm not a professional photographer, but I can definitely see us developing.

You're the only girl I love now, but in ten years, I'll love another girl. She'll call you 'Mom.'

I'm great with numbers. I can show you if you give me yours and let me add you to my bed, subtract your clothes, and multiply.

I just did my taxes and I'm supposed to declare all my dependents. Can I list you?

If our lives were a movie, meeting you would be the part where the black-and-white world turns to color.

If looks could kill, you'd be a weapon of mass destruction.

My love for you is like dividing by zero... it cannot be defined.

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te!

Hey, do you like pudding? Well how about pudding this dick in your mouth?

Were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a cock!

Excuse me, I think you dropped something: my jaw.

My bedroom has a strict 'no pants' policy. I can give you a private tour if you'd like.