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Are you a cat? Because you're purr-fect.
Is your name Chapstick? Because you're da balm!
Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my wiener.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber.
Do you work at a construction site? Because you're building a strong case for us to go out.
You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all day.
Was your father a thief? Because someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
I'm usually great with directions, but I seem to have gotten lost in your eyes.
Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
My love for you is like a leaky faucet, it just won't stop.
Is your name mud? Because I'm stuck on you and loving the mess.
Do you know what I like in a girl? My dick.
Is your skin made of dirt? Because I want to get under it and make things grow.